Lessons from a Terrier

1. Life is one big party
2. Be overjoyed to see your loved ones and anyone else for that matter
3.Be content with food, water, a blanket and a bone
4. If you are going to take things out of the trash do it quick when no one is watching and if you get caught grab your bone and wag your tail.
5. It is more enjoyable to eat with others than by yourself.
6. Getting out for some exercise is exciting stuff.
7. Sing in the car. It passes the time more quickly.
8. Oh, look! There's a squirrel!
9. If you can't chase it away...PANIC! Hot Air balloons and bull snakes count.
10. A head on the knee and big brown eyes go a long way to getting you what you want.