Life Philosophy of a Pug-dog~Daisy in Particular

Life Philosophy of a Pug-dog~Daisy in Particular

1. Food is better when taken 8 feet from the bowl and strewn across the floor.
2. The other dog's food is always better even if it does come out of the same bag.
3. House guests are not properly welcomed unless you sneeze on their feet.
4. You must always keep your human nearby because they are your staff.
5. Going for a walk is always exciting stuff.
6. Toe nails are sacred and you shouldn't let anyone touch them.
7. When there is food left on the table after a meal it should be rightfully mine.
8. One must put the other dog in their place ever so often.
9. When the family sits down to have devotions and prayer it's always a good time to start rolling around in your blanket, snorting and yipping.
10. Toilet paper is fun to pull through the bathroom, down the hall and into the bedroom especially when you can do it without breaking it.
11. Used Kleenex is a delicacy and you should raid the waste baskets of it whenever possible.
12. If there are no used Kleenex available, scattering paper wads around the room is a good substitute.
13. When your human puts your food and water dishes on a tray to prevent messes on the floor it's always fun to put your face down at one end of the tray and give the whole thing a good shove so water slops all over the floor. It's fun to watch them clean it up.
14. When getting scolded it always works to pull your ears back so your eyes bulge out more and then hang your head.  It gets you out of a lot of trouble.
15. If you want to lick and chew your feet, hide in your crate.  They might not notice.
16. If your humans allow the other dog to be in the house during meal time, take up wrestling under the table.  They will always lock the other dog up in his crate or send him outside. Then you get your rightful place back under the table.
17. If your human complains about you, then go lick up dust bunnies.  That always changes their mind because then they think you are useful as a vacuum cleaner.
18. Ever so often shake one of your toys. It will usually entice your human to act like they are going to take it away and then you can get away with acting all growly and ferocious.
19. If you want attention just for the sake of getting attention and your human is using their lap top, just put your paws up on their knees and peek over the top of the lap top at them. It works every time.
20. Whenever possible go into forbidden rooms of the house and dump the wastebaskets just for fun.